1. Milan to officially become football’s equivalent of Ibiza. Ronaldinho, Alexandre Pato, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Robinho are known to have a ball on the pitch and off it as well Oh..wait, let’s not forget the ever so young Silvio Berlusconi this early.
2. Rafael Benetiz ditches Esteban Cambiasso by Christmas and sets his sights on buying Lucas Leiva to replace him in the winter transfer window.
3. Frank Lampard has another 20 goals season. In which 10 are penalties, 10 are deflected goals and all 20 of them will be meaningless late goals in a Chelsea rout which we are quite used to these days.
4. Jose Mourinho wins nothing in his first season at Real Madrid and blames it on Pellegrini, Benetiz, Balotelli, Barcelona, Referees and the rest of the world.
5. Manchester City after another failed attempt at qualifying for the Champions League try to buy the time machine which in turn helps them to buy Pele of the 60s, Cryuff of the 70s, Maradona of the 80s and Maldini of the 90s.
6. Arsenal are leading the table at Christmas. Then Manuel Almunia happens.
7. Chelsea win a treble, but none of those titles are on the European front. Hence, the season is considered a fail by Roman Abramovich and Carlo Ancelotti is on the verge of been sacked.
8. Liverpool’s win percentage is 20% without Torres and 50% when he plays. The latter part still isn’t good enough to get them in the top four either.
9. Manchester United will win at least one game this season in Fergie Time with an own goal. Two master transfers from Fergie(The former a youth product of the famed 90s batch, while the latter was poached from a Portuguese fourth division club on advice by Carlos Queiroz last season).
10. Kapser Schmeichel to become the first Football League keeper in history to become IFFHS Goalkeeper of the Year 
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